then, sharon and i decided to go to bugis to look at the backpack we would be buying. we found it! and asked the person to keep it for us. and bargained for the price! hoho. at first it was 32, then he's selling it to us at 27.5 each! hoho. then i felt like shopping then dragged her go walk walk. hahahahaha. her pareants took quite long to arrive, cos got jam, but at least they drove me all the way home(: yay(:
hoho! i'm watching the doggie show on channel u now! I LOVE DOGS(((: hoho. they are all so super cute lah. maybe i should go serena's hse someday and look at hers. haha.
PHOTOS!(:
damn unglam man. HAHA!
the remains of our feast. hoho
SHARON TOOK THIS STALKER PHOTO OKAY. NOT ME!
oh yingjie's posture looks.. weird. haha!
part of pink panther. my phone camera so lousy. i miss my old phone):
spassssstsk. puayjoo dont let us take photo. wah piang!
sharon's playing with puay joo's hair and puay joo's playing with yingjie's hair. should have taken a video man. they were making weird noises. hahaha.
HAHA. CAUGHT PUAYJOO TOOT TOOT ATTIRE.
she still refuses to tuck out. hahahahaha.
blur blur gong gong! haha!
i shall go and concentrate on the nice nice doggie show! IT'S SO EXCITING! HOHO.
TMR: EMATHS HOMEWORK, DUTY ROSTER, TEE SHIRT DESIGN, NEW BAG(:
oh yes. before i forget, dumb blonde jokes for someone!
(1) Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
(2) A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"
Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"
All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"
(3) A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde.
As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms."
(4) Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*
(5) A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave." he replied.
(6) There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.
Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00.
The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00.
then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
i found these all in my chatlog leh! why you nv receive ar? hahaha. anyw, now you'll see it. so would the whole world. hahaha.